Things that are very unlikely to happen...

1. R. Madhavan wins an Oscar.

2. Himesh Reshamiya wins a grammy
3. Manmohan Singh tells Sonia Gandhi what to do
4. India Wins all World cups ( cricket, football and hockey)
5. David Beckham goes with the same hairstyle for 2 years
6. Aishwarya Rai forgets to giggle stupidly to anything anyone says
7. Salman Khan Acts and dances well
8. You find the Ambani brothers sitting and having dinner together
9. You find out that George Bush hasn't attacked any new country
10. America cuts off ties with Pakistan and finds Bin Laden for a change
11. Tom Cruise doesn't do anything highly extravagant
12. Aamir khan releases 10 movies in one year
13. Salman Khan does not remove his shirt for the whole movie
14. Ram Gopal Verma realises that he is a big bore.
15. Siddhu remains quiet all the time, without laughing
16. Cafe Coffee Day charges you 10 rupees for everything.
17. There is no bell in Pizza Hut
18. Stephan King writes a Romantic novel
19. Lindsay Lohan quits drinking
20. Sun Microsystems, Apple, Microsoft, Google and IBM decide to work together on a software related project
21. Microsoft releases the source code for it's software
22. Someone other than Bill Gates tops the Fortune and Forbes lists
23. Someone actually slaps Imraan Haashmi
24. Preity Zinta looks ugly
25. BJP and Congress Join hands
26. There is no riot in India for one whole year
27. Simi Garewal finds out that she is a fake
28. Newspapers stop carrying the Page 3 stuff
29. The Tatas decide to sell everything, give it up as charity and then head out on a pilgrimage
30. People give up Orkut
31. ( You do not read inside this bracket. Are You still reading? Do you have nothing else to do? Get out of this bracket, now!)